Friday, December 3, 2010

What Do You Put On A Retirement Cake

meringue One day ...


Rain of controversy about the program 'America's Next Top Model' , whose format was imported here in Italy: The latest edition of the reality show, hosted by Tyra Banks, was in fact won by a skinny girl, which has been raised protests from those who fear that the show spread the wrong message. Read the article

Ba-sta. I mean just that. I'm tired of these toothpicks masquerading as models, who then have the courage to say " Strange, because I eat a lot . If you find an olive for lunch and dinner is very much a nut, I do not know where you grew up, my beauty! Maybe in a cage for canaries. In my house, eat a lot to say superiors: that you go to sleep with the belly that not even the ninth month of pregnancy has never seen anything like it. So I repeat: ba-is with these stories that the girls are cool if they are 1 meter high and nineties, and if they weigh 40 pounds. I'm not beautiful, they are half dead!

In this regard, I would write in a msn conversation between me and my sister G., 17, student, profession, hobby scassapalle family. Proving that to my house to be thin is a sin punishable by an avalanche of lasagne.

Julia: I'm eating a meringue huge!
Grace Ugh, I hate you!
Giulia was very good. How did that to win America's next top model?
Grace do not know, weigh 10 kg.
Giulia No, Gra. Pesa 45. You also wrote an article.
Grace Yes, it's well, had to say.
Giulia Disgusting, really.
Grace But you saw what he won in 2008? That is most of us fat, but perhaps does not have cellulite.
Giulia meringue After this you do not say.
Grace Look I do not give a damn. Better to be like us who like anorexic. I'd be afraid of dying while I sleep and wake up with no stomach or without legs.
Giulia Now you do not have these problems.


Apart from the sympathy of my sister (she was born so), I thank God for not having these problems. Indeed, I'm going against the tide: intrepid look older, so that my body may decay naturally (I give him a hand without any exercise). At least 20 years I can say now that I do? It is the nature, the body decays. But at least I can binge as I think, so much flesh on flesh, who cares!

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