I wonder why the males have never radar inherent in women that makes you recognize a world away a perfect psychopath? You know that episode of 'How I mom' in which a girl goes out with Marshall and Barney and Ted tell him he must give up, because he's mad eyes (see photo)? Here, if we extend the search even in the male world of madness, all men are like Marshall: unable to see 'the eyes of a madman'. But first things first: while I was in Italy and my boyfriend had already moved to Amsterdam, every now and then called me telling me to be out with the neighbor , such Yevan, of Indian origin but raised in the USA. Yevan has forty years, is a doctor and has a small detail: it is completely out of melon. A random example.
call from my boyfriend to Amsterdam:
Boyfriend: " Hey, last night I went out with Yevan! "
Me: "Ah , and how was it? "
B.: Well, well. At some point, however, was just drunk and talking Yevan U.S. venerating them. I said I just do not seem to me much. He started shouting in the room telling me that I do not understand a shit, and it was so altered that one of the local have come to tell him to calm down "
I.:" Mmm ... I do not think a guy with all the wheels in place "
B.: But that was just drunk "
These are the premises. Unfortunately, when I finally arrived in Amsterdam, I immediately saw in the Yevan eyes of a madman. Moreover, as a consideration that every time you meet asks you " Did you get? And when you go away? "morbidly anxious because of the nice evenings with beer with your boyfriend, whom you will deprive him of a sudden? I should mention that, before my arrival, my boyfriend and the maniac will come out with a maximum of 3 or 4 times in ' period of 5 months, so that his attachment was practically developed from scratch. Nevertheless, the near every night or send a text message or telephones or even gets under our window, and cried aloud the name of my boyfriend and asking him to leave. Now, since that sucker is not that of my companion says, " Oh, you're becoming a nuisance " (in English type might say, 'Hey , stalker. molestating Stop me! "), but" I can not Eh, there's my girl "(" Yeah, But I can not. You know, there's my girlfriend here "), I often see myself here I stand on the corner of the road staring at me from the window and I was not even greets Norma Bates dressed as his mother.
But yesterday was reached the top of the folly . It was 22:30 and I basked in the output of the Uefa Cup when Juve intercom . My boyfriend fell from the clouds suddenly exclaims " But who will? . "But who the hell needs to be if not that maniac that you take? In fact, it was the fool who proclaims to my boyfriend that he had forgotten the phone in New York and therefore not to call the building managers (who lives upstairs, anyway), and that it is in trouble because he forgot the keys out of the house and was locked out. My boyfriend, who has not jumped at the plan of the evil stalker, the gentle whispers " I do not have the number of the administrator. But it lives on the third floor, why not knock on his door? " (eg ?). And Yevan says: " Ok, let me in the door, man " (" Yeah, let me in man! " and the reference to a well-known horror film had some bell switch). My boy opened the door, but it does not even have time to reside on the couch knocking on the door. " Who is it? "is always that fucking asshole spaccapalle . One need only open the door and say" But what the fuck you want me to sincerely disintegrating his balls? "(" Man, I really can not stand you "), my boyfriend and instead just says" Yes ? A few questions? . "And what, the craziest of the crazy world, asks" Can I sleep here ? . "SAY, 'NO! Luckily, my boy has politely responded that it sounded like something like" I do not think the case . "Maybe he finally realized his look crazy or maybe received from my vicious killer who burned his back and buttocks, because I thought " If you say yes, I swear that chased home both .
However, I only know that I want to move house and that the fault - as always - of men. Because males can not do without two things: her pussy and drinking beer with friends and people known to the event. Then if they are serial killers who cares, just that they offer.
pity that the language we create a problem here, because otherwise I would have the answer for Psycho Killer. Write it to him on a card and handed it to slide under the door: "In Rome for people like you there is a phrase quite perfect: But who knows . And fuck you and the Americans.
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